Cheeky JOKES

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. The last thing she said was, “Be positive.” But it’s hard without her.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

While digging in the garden, I found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

I childproofed my house. Somehow they still got in!

Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body.

Before my friend Frank died, he asked that I store his ashes in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in stein.

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”