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Looking for a daily dose of Chuckles, Giggles, and Belly laughs? You’ve come to the right place! At LaughsAndGiggles.com, we serve up the freshest, cleanest jokes and riddles for kids, adults, and anyone in need of a good laugh (which, let’s be honest, is everyone). From knock-knock jokes that’ll have you rolling your eyes and laughing, to riddles that’ll twist your brain into a pretzel—we’ve got it all.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got hilarious YouTube videos and even a joke book for kids that’ll make bedtime dangerously funny.
So, kick back, have a laugh, and remember—a day without laughter is like a joke without a punchline!
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One Liners
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey bartender, can I have a beer and a mop?'
Why would the horse only come out of her stall after dark? Because she was a nightmare.
So I found out my dog can do math. I asked him, 'What’s 2-2?' and he said, 'Nothing.'
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don’t trust trees. They seem a bit shady.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitator.
I was going to tell a time traveler’s joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? 'Odor in the court.'
I could tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
What do you call the horse that lives next door? The neigh-bor.
FUNNY JOKES FOR KIDS
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A Try-ceratops.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.
Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of his teeth? A Flossiraptor.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he had the drumsticks.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
SHORT FUNNY JOKES
What do you call a fake dad?
What do you call a fake dad?
A faux pas.
A faux pas.
Why do dogs float in water?
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
Because they’re good buoys.
What should you do if your puppy isn’t feeling well?
What should you do if your puppy isn’t feeling well?
Take him to the dog-tor.
Take him to the dog-tor.
Why couldn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Why couldn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man.
Because he was too far out, man.
Where do penguins go to vote?
Where do penguins go to vote?
The North Poll.
The North Poll.
What do you call a girl with no eyes?
What do you call a girl with no eyes?
A grl.
A grl.
Where do birds stay when they travel?
Where do birds stay when they travel?
Someplace cheep.
Someplace cheep.
Why should you knock on your refrigerator door before opening it?
Why should you knock on your refrigerator door before opening it?
There may be salad dressing in there.
There may be salad dressing in there.
What did one toilet say to the other?
What did one toilet say to the other?
“You appear a bit flushed.”
“You appear a bit flushed.”
Why are most people tired on April 1?
Why are most people tired on April 1?
They’ve just finished a 31-day March.
They’ve just finished a 31-day March.
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Put a little boogie in it.
Why aren’t lobsters generous?
Why aren’t lobsters generous?
Because they’re shellfish.
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Why did the rabbit go to the salon?
Why did the rabbit go to the salon?
It was having a bad hare day.
It was having a bad hare day.
Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
Why can’t leopards play hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted.
Because they’re always spotted.
How do you light up a sports stadium?
How do you light up a sports stadium?
With a soccer match.
With a soccer match.
Where do sheep love to vacation?
Where do sheep love to vacation?
The Baa-hamas.
The Baa-hamas.
What do you call two doctors?
What do you call two doctors?
Pair-a-medics.
Pair-a-medics.
What did 0 say to 8?
What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt.”
“Nice belt.”
FUNNY JOKES FOR ADULTS
FUNNY JOKES FOR ADULTS
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
They just wash up on shore.
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
On what grounds did the police arrest the devil?
They got him on possession.
They got him on possession.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
What did one fish in a tank say to the other fish in the tank?
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
What do rich people say when they tickle babies?
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
“Gucci, Gucci, goo.”
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
Sir Cumference.
Sir Cumference.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because everyone’s dying to get in.
Because everyone’s dying to get in.
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One … or two?
Is it one or two? One … or two?
What do you give a man who has everything?
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
Penicillin.
What kind of felines can bowl?
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats.
Alley cats.
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank?
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank?
He wanted to save time.
He wanted to save time.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
DAD JOKES
DAD JOKES
Why do historians call the Early Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Why do historians call the Early Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
There were a lot of knights.
There were a lot of knights.
Why did the employee go work on stilts?
Why did the employee go work on stilts?
He wanted a raise.
He wanted a raise.
What did one plate say to the other?
What did one plate say to the other?
“Lunch is on me!”
“Lunch is on me!”
Why do comedians love telling jokes to ducks?
Why do comedians love telling jokes to ducks?
They always quack up.
They always quack up.
How did the piano get locked out of its car?
How did the piano get locked out of its car?
It lost its keys.
It lost its keys.
What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a nose without a body?
No body nose.
No body nose.
How do you make an egg roll?
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
You push it.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
How do you hire a horse?
How do you hire a horse?
Stand it on a ladder.
Stand it on a ladder.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet.
Because they have stinky feet.
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
Because it was a little horse.
Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs?
Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs?
Yes, hailing taxis.
Yes, hailing taxis.
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