Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork

What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls

What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck

Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones.

Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A dino-sewer

What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!

Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.
It’s called a thesaurus.

Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones

What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.

What’s the nickname for someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Eye-saur

What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?
A tyranno-chorus

What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus

How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won’t close.

What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane

What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail

What do dinosaurs use on their floors?
Rep tiles