Video Game Jokes
Video Game Jokes
It's going to be a game changer....
...bugs.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U…
Sprite.
It's called "Knead for Speed".
“Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
He said ‘Wii’
Anyone with a fetch quest
He said “I’ve been trying to cut down the amount of video games I play, I’m only playing for 30 minutes before I go to bed. Last night I went to bed 8 times.”
Nobody can console him.
No one can agree on which generation is the best.
Artificial Intelligence Jokes
A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What will you have?". The algorithm says "What's everyone else having?"
Parents : "If all your friends jumped into the well, will you?"
Kid : No!
Machine Learning : Yes!
Why did the AI break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't find a compatible algorithm for love.
Why was the AI bad at stand-up comedy? Because its jokes were too predictable!
How many AI researchers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just simulate the light bulb and leave the room dark.
Why did the Robot go to the psychiatrist? It had neural issues.
What did the Generative AI say to the discriminative AI? "You can’t handle the truth!"
Why don't AI researchers like nature? It has too many bugs!
Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030. Maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
I told my wife, "Did you know Old McDonald’s farm has been taken over by Artificial Intelligence?"
Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: Oh.
The Romantic AI: What did artificial intelligence convey in its valentine message? "You auto-complete me."
People worry AI will become self-aware. Meanwhile, I can’t even get my toaster to understand ‘lightly browned.
A robot gets arrested.
He's charged with battery.
Does R2D2 have any brothers?
No. Only transisters.
Hey, did you hear the story about the headless robot?
According to reports, he completely lost his mind!
How do you know when you're in love with a robot?
You feel a little spark.
I invented a surgical robot.
So far it only operates on batteries.
What did the man say to his dead robot?
"Rust in peace."
Why did the robot choke? He took a mega bite.
What do robots eat for snacks?
Micro Chips
What do robots eat?
A bit of this and a byte of that.
What do you call a frozen droid?
An ice-borg.
What do you call a pirate droid?
Argh2-D2
What do you call a robot that doesn't use deodorant?
C3-BO.
What do you call when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A trans-farmer!
What is a baby robot's first word?
Data.
What is a robot's favorite dance?
The Roomba.
What is a robot's favorite movie?
Raiders of the Lost Spark.
What kind of robot lives in Alaska?
Snow-bots.
A robot walks into a bar and says he needs to loosen up.
So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.